Here are a few "rules of thumb" to keep in mind:
1. If you ask a negative question, you will get a negative answer.
2. For every day you spend in the hospital, plan on one week to recuperate.
3. All putts break toward the water, even on greens that appear perfectly flat (because all greens are contoured for drainage).
4. You are wealthy enough to give some money to worthy causes when you can buy all the groceries you need.
